The Logical Alien

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People are stupid. It's not our fault; we are blinded by the environment that we grew up in. Consider the idea of using dry paper to clean poo out of your ass crack. Most Americans think this is a great idea. Why? Because it's all they know. It's what they grew up with. It's what they're used to. But an alien from a planet with a non-savage ass cleansing system would think this idea was idiotic.

Sometimes we need the opinion of an intelligent being who isn't part of the system in question, someone on the outside looking in. Until we discover alien life, I am as close as it gets to that being. I have a genius-level IQ, I'm very observant, and I have the unique ability to ignore outside influence and see things for what they truly are. You will find that I have a perspective on many things that is vastly different from the norm.

This blog is a collection of writings that explain my perspective on various topics. Not all of the posts are serious, however. Sometimes I'll just tell a personal story, talk about movies, whatever. Feel free to ask for my opinion on other topics as well.

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